your mama so fat when she turns to the side she is still in the front
What does a blonde do when she's done combing her hair? She takes her hand out of her pants.
You wake up face down on the pavement. ..................... You put your bra on backward and it fits better. ..................... You call the suicide prevention hotline and they ask to.
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a...
I feel good. I lost 20 pounds on the that deal-a-meal plan. Not that Richard Simmons plan. This is where you play cards, lose, and don't have enough cash to.
yo mamma so ugly and fat when her but saw her face it took off and ran to jlo
Did you know why single women don't fart? Because they don't have assholes until they get married. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today.
Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." -Mo4al ************ On the trucks of a local plumbing company here in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber!!" -Rickley L. Buck ************ Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak!! ************ At a...