The three latest stupid technological discoveries: 1.) Solar powered flashlights. 2.) Inflatable dartboards. 3.) Helicopter ejection seats.
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. Did you hear about the dentist who married a.
One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived.
Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me."The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!"The first one says, "And see that shiny new Jaguar parked over...
Gary Coleman said that if he's elected governor of California, he's going to build condos for "little people." Everything will be scaled down to their size. Kitchen cabinets lower, sinks,.
A man was walking in the city, when a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner accosted him. The man took out.
Did you know that Bill Clinton really was supportive of Monica throughout thier tryst? He kept telling her, "Chin up young lady, chin up."
"WHO WANTS TO WIN AN OIL WELL". This is how the game is played. A contestant will be required to pick the correct answer out of 4 possible answers. For.
An African diplomat was talking to the prim and proper Washington hostess. "In my country," he said, "the most popular of all activities is making love to our livestock." Shocked,.
A nice man walks past a house and sees three girls sitting on their front porch. He stops and says to the first little girl, "Hello little girl, what's your name?" She replies, "My name is Petal, because when my mother was pregnant with me, a...