What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork? Kermit's Dick
A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?".
Your mama is soo fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We are family"
One day, all the Blondes held a convention together to prove they were actually smart despite the jokes. A brave Blonde came up and was asked the following question: What is 1+1? The Blondes waited 5 mins. for her answer, 10 mins., 15 mins., finally after...
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
A very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a duck and tells.
None of the kids that live in your house...
During World War I, a German soldier on the eastern front expressed his absolute certainty of victory. "Franz," he said, "we Germans are pious people who pray to God on.
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy a new one, of whom person 1 then rips it unceremoniously out of its packaging and person 2 starts to...