A blonde was on a game show and one of the questions was 'what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?' With a puzzled look on her face the said 'hmmmmm. Thats a hard one.' The game show host yelled 'That is correct!!!!'
Murphy's Law of Repeatability The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same.
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about.
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1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss.
Your mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 10 pounds.
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton pick-up.
Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do a little kissing. Jack made a move, and grabed her boob, And now his two front teeth are missing.