A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I can pee farther than anyone else" "Yeah" the bartender says. "Sure, and I can pee right on the spot from 75 feet away" the guy says. "Yeah right" the bartender says. "It's true, in...
Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate.
your mamas so fat it takes her five of her own lifetimes to walk around herself
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork? Kermit's Dick
A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?".
Your mama is soo fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We are family"
One day, all the Blondes held a convention together to prove they were actually smart despite the jokes. A brave Blonde came up and was asked the following question: What is 1+1? The Blondes waited 5 mins. for her answer, 10 mins., 15 mins., finally after...
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
A very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a duck and tells.
None of the kids that live in your house...