What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are about a dollar fifty and deer nuts are under a buck.
A man and his friend meet at the club house and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and on the.
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she.
what did the sea say to the sand? nothing it just waved!
yo mamma so fat she is as tall laying down as she is standing up
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a.
10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, 'Hell.' 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, 'Get off my back, bitch!' 8. Your garbage can IS your 'in' box. 7. You wake up to discover your bed is on...
I just returned from my fiftieth high school reunion. The Romans of Los Angeles Hi. Class of '48. The Marina Marriott was packed. Everyone was there. We had changed little.
Petshop owner: If you buy a dog, you will get 1000 free things. Customer: What?! Petshop owner: Just buy one. Customer: Get me a golder retriver. Petshop owner: Okay, that.
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties....