A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud...
Your mommas so fat, Police had to us the Jaws of Life to help her take a shit!
Monday 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. They thank me and hang up. God, we let the people vote.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Hiroshima? Nothing.... yet.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids. He returned a month.
a guy walks into a bar and sees a jug of money sitting on the tablE he says to the bartender "whats that money for" the bartender says "well its.
The day before Thanksgiving, this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to the wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits." She wasn't about to be out-done and said, "Well you have a crooked dick, you bastard." Well the little boy...
All the traffic is tied up all over LA and the man got out of his car to try to find out why he wasn't moving...its OJ again he was.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.130. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he/she.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!