Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definatley the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before i shove a...
There were three girls. One was a brunet, another was a red head, and the last was a blonde. They were caught by a tribe that was scared of storms.Then.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus skin. After a time the three had children. The one that slept on the bear...
Knock-Knock Who's there? Yo Mama!
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.
So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name. So he decides to name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It takes doesn�t.
Once,there was a detective who was just moving in to his new office. He heard a knock on the door. He wanted to make a good impression since he was.
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?