What do you get when a blonde graduates from Harvard with a 4.0 average? A dean who has been very happy for the last 4 years.
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
One day Pinocchio was moping around his home and his dad Geppetto said, "What's wrong Pinocchio?"Pinocchio: "Well every time me and my girlfriend has sex she gets splinters, what should.
While most companies refrain from allowing consumption of alcohol on the premises, there are some good arguments for changing that policy. Reasons for allowing drinking at work include: 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications....
Why does michael jackson like tweenty egight year olds? Because there is 20 of them.
Sanitation Engineers take out the garbage when they're done.
Rumor has it that Hollywood madam Heidi Fleisch is opening a string of brothels to be known as "Starfucks"!
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain.
A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked.
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.