A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?"I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses!""Now I'll have to kill you too."
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it.
We know the pieces fit, we watched towers fall away. Confused, while smoldering, explanations differing. Their intentions juxtaposed against the forces set in motion. Dissembling as they forbid any investigation..
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to...
Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this.
If you can pick it up, it's a PC. If you can't pick it up but you can push it over, it's a minicomputer. But when you can't pick it.
A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at The Mall of America. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What...
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot.
Q: Who/what are/were Ren & Stimpy? A: Their other names for Bill and Al.
Q:Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican guy? A:Because the teacher told her to do an essay.