I just returned from my fiftieth high school reunion. The Romans of Los Angeles Hi. Class of '48. The Marina Marriott was packed. Everyone was there. We had changed little since we had last met ten years ago. Oh, we had aged a little. But there...
Petshop owner: If you buy a dog, you will get 1000 free things. Customer: What?! Petshop owner: Just buy one. Customer: Get me a golder retriver. Petshop owner: Okay, that.
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The.
Knock KnockWho's there?Juliet!Juliet who!Juliet me in or not!
A old lady went to the Doctor and said "I have a problem, can you help me out ? The Dr. asked "What is the problem with you ?" The.
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand..
Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a woman.
During a neighborhood party here, I got into an argument with my neighbor, Van, about presidential politics. Finally, he asked me why I was such a dedicated Republican.I told him.
There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald couldn't quite place, and the thought stuck with him throughout the rest of the day,like those tiny.
Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer? He wanted a foam mattress. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Tantilazing