Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a television.
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious reason, or church and state issues... "They simply.
u so dumb u thought the president was James Bond the 3rd
Knock KnockWho's there?Mali!Mali who?Mali Brown!
How many Jewish American Princesss does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
You answer to "The Man."
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up...
The doctor was caught in bed with the farmer's wife and explained to the shocked husband that he was only taking her temperature. The farmer took his shotgun, primed it.
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain,.
Knock KnockWho's there?Vaughan!Vaughan who?Vaughan day my prince will come!