At first I was afraid, I was petrified! Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide, But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong, And I grew strong, And I learned I could scrape along, I won't look back, to...
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are about a dollar fifty and deer nuts are under a buck.
A man and his friend meet at the club house and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and on the.
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she.
what did the sea say to the sand? nothing it just waved!
yo mamma so fat she is as tall laying down as she is standing up
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a.
10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, 'Hell.' 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, 'Get off my back, bitch!' 8. Your garbage can IS your 'in' box. 7. You wake up to discover your bed is on...