Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? How come there aren't...
A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked.
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong:* I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. * Gun wounds again? * Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. *...
A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City. For an adventure the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw -.
One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The.
A man went out drinking with his friends and came home the next morning to find his wife waiting for him. He apologized for worrying her but proceeded to tell her that he had been in the most elegant bar in the world! "Everything Was gold....
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A guy walks into his local bordello and picks out a girl. They go back to her room and start to discuss prices. She says "It's $100 for a blow.
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"