Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane,...
Q: Who/what are/were Ren & Stimpy? A: Their other names for Bill and Al.
Q:Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican guy? A:Because the teacher told her to do an essay.
What do you get when a blonde graduates from Harvard with a 4.0 average? A dean who has been very happy for the last 4 years.
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
One day Pinocchio was moping around his home and his dad Geppetto said, "What's wrong Pinocchio?"Pinocchio: "Well every time me and my girlfriend has sex she gets splinters, what should.
While most companies refrain from allowing consumption of alcohol on the premises, there are some good arguments for changing that policy. Reasons for allowing drinking at work include: 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications....
Why does michael jackson like tweenty egight year olds? Because there is 20 of them.
Sanitation Engineers take out the garbage when they're done.
Rumor has it that Hollywood madam Heidi Fleisch is opening a string of brothels to be known as "Starfucks"!