The doctor was caught in bed with the farmer's wife and explained to the shocked husband that he was only taking her temperature. The farmer took his shotgun, primed it and said, "I guess you know what you're doing, doc, but that thing had better have...
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain,.
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A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?"I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses!""Now I'll have to kill you too."
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it.
We know the pieces fit, we watched towers fall away. Confused, while smoldering, explanations differing. Their intentions juxtaposed against the forces set in motion. Dissembling as they forbid any investigation..
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to...
Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this.
If you can pick it up, it's a PC. If you can't pick it up but you can push it over, it's a minicomputer. But when you can't pick it.
A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at The Mall of America. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What...