Q: How do you drown a blond? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the.
Yo' mama so stupid she sent you to rehab because you were hooked on phonics!
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a television.
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious reason, or church and state issues... "They simply.
u so dumb u thought the president was James Bond the 3rd
Knock KnockWho's there?Mali!Mali who?Mali Brown!
How many Jewish American Princesss does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
You answer to "The Man."
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up...