One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she...
Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first pick.
14. You have to start faking orgasms just to keep the phone bill down. 13. Disconcerting to hear a stranger breathlessly answer the phone while "Love the One You're With".
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you...
What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?Her knees.
If Sony ran Christmas...Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device attached conveniently to.
An elderly man by the name of Mr. MacIntosh was laying on his deathbed, with his son at his bedside. The old man said suddenly, "It's time! Send for the Minister." The dying man said, "The Minister! Dad, I think you mean the priest. We are...
Dear Dr. Dover: I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and having had 7 children, I.
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a.
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story: It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device...