Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car. The train passes through a tunnel, and in the darkness the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out...
What is Santa's worst confession? He admits that only naughty girls get presents for Christmas!
There once was a really pretty girl who loved cream puffs. A boy came up to her and said, "may I walk you home?" the girl replied, "My mommy told.
How many alt.conspiracy readers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to do it, one to insist that the CIA was responsible for the old bulb burning out, one to blame it on the Illuminati, one to blame the TLC/CFR/Bilderberg group, Steve Crocker...
Q.why did the teahcer take his ruler to bed A. to see how long he could sleep
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for.
Una mujer llega a su casa y encuentra a su marido y a su comadre haciendo el amor. Ofendida, se va corriendo con su compadre y le cuenta lo que vio; decidida a desquitarse, le sugiere al tipo: "Compadre, puesto que nos est�n enga�ando hay que...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in.
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls and they were now trailing.
WWW (Acronym) World Wide Wait