Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated....
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland, while walking through the heather the lass says; "ah wee jordy i can tell you.
President Bush even called Lance Armstrong after the big victory. Not to congratulate him... he wants Lance to teach him how to back peddle even faster. -Jay Leno
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.The problem developed into one of acute...
How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks are distilled. Alpine climbers are dismounted. Piano tuners are unstrung. Orchestra leaders.
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.
While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken unkempt man sit down next to her. "say, honey-baby ... i'd really like tiger into those pants o�douis." "thanks," she shot back, "but i've already got an a****** in there."
One day a guy walked into a pet shop and a guy walked up and said" Would you like a animal that can talk and do all of your chores".
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do.
There were two blondes going to Disneyland. They saw this road sign that said "Disneyland left", so they turned around and went home.