what do you call a guy with no penis? Ryan Contraras
Some ground rules to help people determine if the sex counted. This list of rules can also be very helpful to determine if you have cheated on your spouse or.
Trust no one in times of crisis.
A camel is a horse designed by committee. A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Mil-Spec.
An extensive interview was being conducted on an old couple.The questions got more and more personal until finally the interviewer asked the man and woman . . . . ..
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby..
Three cowboys were on their way home after herding a group of cattle to a ranch. On the way, they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. one man said, "Man, I'm gonna get some of this." He began to screw the...
Didja hear that diarrhea's hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike? A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.