A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?" He was asked. "I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."...
Your mama is soo fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We are family"
One day, all the Blondes held a convention together to prove they were actually smart despite the jokes. A brave Blonde came up and was asked the following question: What.
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
A very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a duck and tells.
None of the kids that live in your house...
During World War I, a German soldier on the eastern front expressed his absolute certainty of victory. "Franz," he said, "we Germans are pious people who pray to God on the eve of each battle. How can we lose?" Franz said, "I know that, Dietrich, but...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy a new one, of.
You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.None of your zippers have all their teeth either. 49.You are driving the car you were conceived in.You've ever used scissors on food.