I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else...
After hearing a sermon about lies and deceit, a man wrote the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have.
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly."
A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how he managed.
“If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site. She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking. Annoyed the worker yelled "Well you're an ugly broad anyway!" The girl turned around and replied "It must be...
''I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little frisky. With an.
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.