I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
One week before her wedding, a mother pulls aside her daughter (and bride-to-be). She says, "I will now give you the advice that has been passed down from generation to.
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
This guy came home from work and said to his wife, "I need a vacation. I'm too stressed out. I think I'll go fishing for the weekend." "Okay," she says..
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”