A man was traveling far from home and stopped at a store off the highway. He asked the clerk how much was a cold drink, the clerk said $3. The man said: "That's too high! How much is a bag of chips?" The clerk said $4....
A woman went to the doctor's office with chronic hiccups. She was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her.
“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
''When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one.
“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you do,"...
Father's Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store. Inside, I showed him the cards for dads and told him to pick one. When.
I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else...