You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family,.
You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry,...
You can’t be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,.
A husband and wife are bickering after dining out on a Friday date night. The wife was upset because her husband was flirting with the young voluptuous waitress all evening.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Frank and Fiona were making passionate love in Frank's van when suddenly Fiona, who was a bit on the kinky side, and had just read "50 shades of grey", yells.
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad.And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
A Horse Walks into a Bar... He approaches the bartender and says, "If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are perpendicular to each other, which side is the hypotenuse?" The bartender thinks for a moment, then...