People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent abroad as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions. Our intrepid solder raised his.
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Why play so hard to get when you are already so hard to want?
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And,...