You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says: "Get gas and free sex here". So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped, filled.
Late last fall, the Indians on the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since.
“When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.”
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him.
“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.”
“I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants.
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?”
There once was a man and a woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she cautioned...