Job humor…or is it?
By ‘COMPETITIVE SALARY:’ We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
‘JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:’ We have no time to train you.
‘CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:’ We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up.
‘MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:’ You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
‘SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:’ Some time each night and some time each weekend.
‘DUTIES WILL VARY:’ Anyone in the office can boss you around.
‘MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:’ We have no quality control.
‘CAREER-MINDED:’Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
‘SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: ‘ You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
‘PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:’ You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
‘REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:’ You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
‘GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:’ Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do.
A few jokes for publication if you like them..
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What you get when you combine a lawyer with a skunk?
You get Law and Odor,,,,
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What ‘word’ begins with and end with the letter ‘E’ and has only one letter in it?
The hint is — the letter you write..
The ‘word’ i am looking for is ”envelope”..