Highway Patrolman

A man and his wife were traveling in Texas. A highway patrolman pulled the man over for speeding. The cop came up to the car and asked to see the man’s license. The wife who was hard of hearing said, ‘what’d he say?’ He said he wanted to see my license. The cop said you’re from Ohio. The wife said what’d he say. The husband said I see you’re from Ohio. The cop said the worst pussy he ever got was from a girl from Ohio. The wife said what’d he say. The husband said the cop thinks he knows you.