A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were
working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over
pulling weeds, the husband said, “Hey, Honey, you are getting
fat. Your butt is getting huge! I bet it is as big as the gas
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard
stick, measured the grill and then measured his wife’s butt.
“Yep.” he said, “Just what I thought, just about the same size.”
The wife got very upset and decided to let him do the gardening
alone. She went inside and didn’t speak to her husband for the
rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to
his wife, and said, “How about it honey? How about a little
lovemaking?” The wife rolled over and turned her back to him,
giving him the cold shoulder. “What’s the matter?” he asked. To
which she replied, “You don’t think I am going to fire up this
big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?”