Famous Quotes

“I thought it would make a wicked wave to surf on”
-Moses, talking about the real reason he parted the Red sea.

“Scattered showers my ass”
-Noah

“Bigamy is having one wife to many. Monogamy is the same”
-Oscar Wilde

“I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better”
-any man who has been married

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I
hate plants”
-A. Whitney Brown

“I told you I was Sick!”
-On a tombstone

“Gay Motherfucker!”
-English professor giving an example of an oxymoron

“What the hell are you trying to say?”
-any dog looking at its owner

“Time’s fun when you’re having flies”
-Kermit the Frog

“You want What on the fucking ceiling?”
-Michaelangelo