Famous Last Words
By - You’ll be perfectly safe behind this lead shield
- That’s not smoke, that’s steam
- Of course it’s sterile
- We should have enough gas to make it to higher ground
- The IRS expects you to cheat. Everybody does it !
- It’s so tame, you can put your head in its mouth
- Relax, I can get ya outta this easy. No sweat !
- It was fresh just last week
- These are the safe kind of mushrooms
- It should be OK to swim in
- He’s been a perfectly safe driver, ever since the accident
- My wife’s not at all jealous. We have an “open” marriage
- Clip the red wire first
- These Jury trials never last more than a day or so
- It’s unplugged, go ahead and remove the cover
- It’s OK to format this disk
- They don’t bother tourists, their economy depends on us
- It’s supposed to make that noise
- That law’s been on the book for years; they don’t even enforce it
- It doesn’t look like the bridge is out
- Besides, they only attack when they’re hungry
- The boss won’t mind; anyway, he’ll never know
- It shouldn’t take long to reach the Airport from here
- I’m sure I turned my lights off
- I bet I can fit in there
- The law requires regular safety inspections, don’t worry
- Hey! Relax! I’ve done this hundreds of times
- That’s only a puddle, go ahead, keep driving
- He’s bluffing ! That’s a toy gun
- Don’t worry, I’m always bringing people home for dinner
- Let me assure you, this operation is routine
- Those warning labels are only to avoid lawsuits
- I’ve seen it done on TV HUNDREDS of times
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