Dwarves

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las
Vegas. At the hotel bar, they’re dazzled by two women, and wind
up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is
disappointed, however, as he’s unable to reach a certain
physical state that would enable him to join with his date.

His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room
he hears cries of, “ONE, TWO, THREE…HUH!” all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it
go?”

The first whispered back, “It was so embarrassing. I simply
couldn’t get it up, if you know what I mean.”

The second dwarf shook his head. “You think that’s
embarrassing?” He asked. “I couldn’t even jump up on the bed!”