Dead pig
By Bill Clinton’s limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to
Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front of the
limo. Bill, upset, tells the chauffeur to drive to the nearest farm house so he
can pay for the damages and apologize.
They arrive at the farm house up the road, and Clinton tells the driver to go
inside and tell the farmer and his wife what happened.
2 hours later, the driver emerges from the door with his clothes in disarray,
a brown paper bag, and a huge smile across his face. Bill wants to know what
happened. The driver tells him “I went inside, they made me a nice steak, then
the parents introduced me to their 24 year old daughter who was a finalist in
the Miss America pageant, they left us alone and when I came downstairs the
mother had this bag of cookies for me.
Bill says “What did you tell them?” The driver replies “I told them I was Bill
Clinton’s driver, and that I just killed the pig.”