Man�s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down
to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the
vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of drinks, one thing leads to another and they end up in her
After they have had their fun, he realizes it is 3AM and says, “Oh
no, its so late, my wife is going to kill me! Do you have any talcum powder?”
She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and
then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. “Where
the hell have you been?”
“Well, honey, it�s like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they
were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great
looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I
ended up in bed with her.”
“Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!” She sees his hands are covered with powder.
“You liar! You went bowling again!”