Coming Home from the Bar
By Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to pee so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her panties to wipe herself, and the other uses a reef off a head stone.
Next night the husbands met at the bar, one looks at the other and says “I’m gonna have to watch my wife, she came home with no panties last night.” The other one says “Oh well, mine came home with a card wedged in her butt saying “You were loved and will be missed by the whole entire fire department.”
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There was one joke you posted a few months ago, that was about three drinking buddies coming home and the reaction their wives had. I should have saved it, but didn’t.
Do you remember what the reactions of the wives were? We may be able to find it and send it to you.
It should be “wreath” off a head stone, not “reef”.
Misspelled words ???
Ocean or cemetery
Misspelled words ???
Ocean or cemetery