''What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: "If i ever win the lottery what would you do?" The wife's respond was: "I would take half.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of retirees when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which she gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the...
You have not been yourself lately. We have all noticed the improvement.
After going out with his girlfriend for a month, Dave decided he wanted to sleep with her. Unfortunately he still had to share a room with his 9 year old.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early flight to Sydney. Not wanting to...