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After going out with his girlfriend for a month, Dave decided he wanted to sleep with her. Unfortunately he still had to share a room with his 9 year old.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his.
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The busdriver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and.
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
A drunk goes into a bar. "Drinks for everyone, and one for you too." he says to the bartender. The bartender serves everyone, including himself. "That'll be fifty dollars, please." I don't have any money." says the drunk. The bartender takes him outside and beats...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and.
"I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog...