Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
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Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough money you can buy them back.
your mommas so old her birth certificate says expired
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: "Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes...
1. "The union president called - he said the pilots' strike starts IMMEDIATELY." 2. "We'll just ask the flight attendant to wake us up when we get there." 3. "My.