10.Latest radio address to the nation ended with the phrase "You can all bite me" 9.Giving people on the White House tour the finger 8.Punched the side of Al Gore's head so hard he broke his hand 7.Threw half-eaten Big Mac from South Portico, beaning...
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Knock knock. Who's there? Tis. Tis who? Tis who is good to blow your nose with. Knock Knock Who's there? Toast! Toast who? Toast where the days! Knock Knock Who's.
yo mamas so fat she was laying on the beach and green peace came up and shouted SAVE THE WHALES. yo mamas fo stupit she staired at a bottle of tomarto sause just because it said concentrait. yo mamas so fat it was raining so...
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON 1 SIDE OF THE PLANE THE OUTER SIDE WENT UP
Your Mommas so ugly she looked like Kermit the frog!!!!!
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple....
Did you know why single women don't fart? Because they don't have assholes until they get married. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
yo mamma so ugly and fat when her but saw her face it took off and ran to jlo