Q. Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A. Women working at 900 numbers.
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I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90's OLD---------------NEW conservative--reactionary the establishment--white power elite hearing person--temporarily aurally abled sighted person--temporarily visually abled blind--visually challenged mute--vocally challenged deaf--aurally challenged dead--metabolically different.
1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. 4. He asks a hostile witness to "pull my...
your mama so fat when she turns to the side she is still in the front
10.Latest radio address to the nation ended with the phrase "You can all bite me" 9.Giving people on the White House tour the finger 8.Punched the side of Al Gore's.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Knock knock. Who's there? Tis. Tis who? Tis who is good to blow your nose with. Knock Knock Who's there? Toast! Toast who? Toast where the days! Knock Knock Who's.
yo mamas so fat she was laying on the beach and green peace came up and shouted SAVE THE WHALES. yo mamas fo stupit she staired at a bottle of.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.