One day two cactuses were driving down the road. They passed a car with two really hot cantaloupes so one of the cactuses rolls down the window and yells "Hey! Nice melons!" The driver cantaloupe turns to her friend and says, "What a couple of...
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Why Dogs don't surf the web... Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear.
Q: What is the similarity between lightning and a violist's fingers? A: They both never strike the same place twice. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs....what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor?" "And why's that?" "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes.
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a.
Your momma is sooo fat, every time she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 60 =-------------------------------------- In the engineering building, in small print low on the wall in the front of the stall so you had to lean.
There is only one way to kill capitalism: taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
Your mama so ugly when she joined an uglyness contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."