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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I give you some jelly beans? Knock-Knock. Who's there? Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy ache'cause I ate all the jelly beans.
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Somewhere in the city there was a small apartment building. there were four floors and 1 person lived on each floor.On the first floor there lived a police man. Everybody could tell it was him at the door because he knocked once.On the second floor...
a medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. he went over to a table where a body was.
12> "Fat-kidneyed rascal, thine canker'd countenance shall kiss the cold earth anon!" 11> "What warrior doth tread distant battlefields unshod, his footwear relinquish'd to her whose loins begat thee?" 10>.
Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front of the limo. Bill, upset, tells the chauffeur to drive to the nearest farm house...
A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny.
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets...