12> "Fat-kidneyed rascal, thine canker'd countenance shall kiss the cold earth anon!" 11> "What warrior doth tread distant battlefields unshod, his footwear relinquish'd to her whose loins begat thee?" 10> "But, soft! What stench through yonder buttocks breaks?" 9> "As thy wife for me last...
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Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front.
A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny.
When a woman says: 'This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear.' What a man hears: 'blah, blah, blah,...
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. A woman worries about the future.
your mother so fat that when she puts her lip stick on she has to use a paint roller!
There was a koala bear who was approached by a prostitute one day. He had never been with a prostitute before. Curious and excited, Koala spent the night with her.
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and.
Knock KnockWho's there?Mae!Mae who?Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!