Bill Clinton's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit thyself!
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A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up.
When a woman says: 'This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry.
1. You've slept with Geraldo Rivera. 2. Arsenio touches your knee. 3. Even Richard Dawson won't kiss you. 4. Sheik offers you free shares in the company. 5. You become a Vaseline spokesperson. 6. Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you....
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?".
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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I give you some jelly beans? Knock-Knock. Who's there? Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy ache'cause I ate all the jelly beans.
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Somewhere in the city there was a small apartment building. there were four floors and 1 person lived on each floor.On the first floor there lived a police man. Everybody.
a medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. he went over to a table where a body was lying face down. he removed the sheet over the body and to his surprise he...