A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse stumbles and jostles...
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I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.
15> Keeps suggesting that you demonstrate the depth of your devotion to each other by exchanging credit card numbers. 14> His IM messages are chockablock with correct grammar usage and.
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one,...
(actual trial) A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her.
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can�t take it with you."After much thought and consideration, the.
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work." An Englishman said,...
Bill Clinton's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit thyself!
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up.
There people die, person 1, person 2, and person 3.Persons 2 and 3 saw person 1 walking with this really ugly guy/girl. they said eeewwww. Why are you walking with that really ugly guy/gurl. Person 1 said its my punishment for walking on the clouds....