Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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Knock Knock Who's there? Oscar! Oscar who? Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer! Knock Knock Who's there? O'Shea! O'Shea who? O'Shea that's a sad story! Knock Knock Who's.
A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy read the headstone,.
When a woman says: 'This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear.' What a man hears: 'blah, blah, blah,...
1. You've slept with Geraldo Rivera. 2. Arsenio touches your knee. 3. Even Richard Dawson won't kiss you. 4. Sheik offers you free shares in the company. 5. You become.
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?".
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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I give you some jelly beans? Knock-Knock. Who's there? Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy ache'cause I ate all the jelly beans.
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Somewhere in the city there was a small apartment building. there were four floors and 1 person lived on each floor.On the first floor there lived a police man. Everybody could tell it was him at the door because he knocked once.On the second floor...