There were 3 men. An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman. They all had a daughter. The Englishman said "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, I didn't even know she drank!" "That's nothing" said the Scotsman "I found a pack of cigs in...
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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised...
a boy walks in on his mum in the shower, he looks at her croch and asks whats that and she replies thats my garage.later the boy walks in on.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every.
1. Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes.
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client out of the blue asks her.
Knock Knock Who's there? Oscar! Oscar who? Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer! Knock Knock Who's there? O'Shea! O'Shea who? O'Shea that's a sad story! Knock Knock Who's.
A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"