15> Keeps suggesting that you demonstrate the depth of your devotion to each other by exchanging credit card numbers. 14> His IM messages are chockablock with correct grammar usage and impeccable spelling. 13> Subject: "Handsome Nigerian Prince Needs Your Help To Deliver 45M US Kisses"...
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A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."The little girl thought.
(actual trial) A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her.
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can�t take it with you."After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with...
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs.
Bill Clinton's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit thyself!
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the...
There people die, person 1, person 2, and person 3.Persons 2 and 3 saw person 1 walking with this really ugly guy/girl. they said eeewwww. Why are you walking with.
One day grandpa says to grandma "Why don't we go to the motel like we used to do when we were young and get kinky?" So they get to the.
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.