A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to...
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There were 3 men. An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman. They all had a daughter. The Englishman said "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, I didn't even.
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.
15> Keeps suggesting that you demonstrate the depth of your devotion to each other by exchanging credit card numbers. 14> His IM messages are chockablock with correct grammar usage and.
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."The little girl thought.
(actual trial) A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then...
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can�t take it with you."After much thought and consideration, the.
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs.
Bill Clinton's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit thyself!