Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me."The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!"The first one says, "And see that shiny new Jaguar parked...
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Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. Did you hear about the dentist who married a.
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell.
There were 3 men. An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman. They all had a daughter. The Englishman said "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, I didn't even know she drank!" "That's nothing" said the Scotsman "I found a pack of cigs in...
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised...
a boy walks in on his mum in the shower, he looks at her croch and asks whats that and she replies thats my garage.later the boy walks in on.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every.
1. Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes.