1. Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes.
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The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client out of the blue asks her.
Your momma is so fat that she stepped on a scale and the scale said , "I want your weight not your phone number".
"In some countries," said the geography teacher, "Men are allowed more than one wife. That's called polygamy." "In other countries, women are allowed more than one husband. That's called polyandry." "In this country, men and women are allowed only one married partner." "Can anyone tell...
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
Polution- a lawyer in the sea. Solution- all of the lawyers under the sea.
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces,...
Today's youth are tomorrow's old people.
OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING YOU'RE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD AND WHEN I SAY YOU'RE GORGEOUS I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG.
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to...