Polution- a lawyer in the sea. Solution- all of the lawyers under the sea.
Uncategorized
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single..
Today's youth are tomorrow's old people.
OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING YOU'RE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD AND WHEN I SAY YOU'RE GORGEOUS I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE I DONT MIND A BIT OF FLAB IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY THERES...
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell.
There were 3 men. An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman. They all had a daughter. The Englishman said "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, I didn't even.
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would.
a boy walks in on his mum in the shower, he looks at her croch and asks whats that and she replies thats my garage.later the boy walks in on his dad in the shower, he looks at his dads croch and asks what that...