Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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Your mama is soo fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We are family"
your mamas so fat it takes her five of her own lifetimes to walk around herself
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally.
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Yo Mama so fat, you have to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
Your ma,ma is so fat that she fell in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.