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There was an Indian, a Pakistani and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania, Australia. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as.
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPEACHMENT December 17, 1998 'Twas The Night Before Impeachment, when all through the House, All the Congress was stirring, even Conyers, the louse. The Articles were hung by the Capitol with care, In hopes that Saint Bubba would be trapped in...
close ur eyes and then emagine a buetiful lake. U see a nakid women, she starts to suk your dik, u feel like erecting, then scream ooh, ooh. When someone.
Your mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 10 pounds.
HER SIDE OF THE STORY He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going...
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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about.
"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Let's take your car." Really means.... "Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers...