A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The guy answers,...
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Knock Knock Who's there? Mortimor! Mortimor who? Mortimor that meets the eye! Knock Knock Who's there? Mozart! Mozart who? Mozart is in museums! Knock Knock Who's there? Mr! Mr who!.
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Yo Mama so fat, you have to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
Your ma,ma is so fat that she fell in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limits 1400.01 General 1.Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2.Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted..
Your mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 10 pounds.
HER SIDE OF THE STORY He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit.
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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until...