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u so dumb u thought the president was James Bond the 3rd
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious reason, or church and state issues... "They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's...
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the.
Dear Dr. Dover: I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and having had 7 children, I.
If Sony ran Christmas...Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device attached conveniently to your belt.
What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?Her knees.
14. You have to start faking orgasms just to keep the phone bill down. 13. Disconcerting to hear a stranger breathlessly answer the phone while "Love the One You're With".
A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman "Do you know what your asshole does when you're having an orgasm?" "Sure"...