Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first pick.
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A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at The Mall of America. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,.
If you can pick it up, it's a PC. If you can't pick it up but you can push it over, it's a minicomputer. But when you can't pick it.
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing...
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?"I said "I didn't know.
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the.
Knock KnockWho's there?Vaughan!Vaughan who?Vaughan day my prince will come!
WWW (Acronym) World Wide Wait
You answer to "The Man."
Knock KnockWho's there?Mali!Mali who?Mali Brown!