14. You have to start faking orgasms just to keep the phone bill down. 13. Disconcerting to hear a stranger breathlessly answer the phone while "Love the One You're With" plays in the background. 12. Every time you hang up, you know she's *69ing someone....
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Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first pick.
A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at The Mall of America. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,.
If you can pick it up, it's a PC. If you can't pick it up but you can push it over, it's a minicomputer. But when you can't pick it up or knock it over, it's a mainframe.
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?"I said "I didn't know.
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day...
Knock KnockWho's there?Vaughan!Vaughan who?Vaughan day my prince will come!
WWW (Acronym) World Wide Wait
You answer to "The Man."