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Some ground rules to help people determine if the sex counted. This list of rules can also be very helpful to determine if you have cheated on your spouse or.
what do you call a guy with no penis? Ryan Contraras
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls and they were now trailing.
There once was a really pretty girl who loved cream puffs. A boy came up to her and said, "may I walk you home?" the girl replied, "My mommy told.
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland, while walking through the heather the lass says; "ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand! wee jordy says "aye lass that i do, but how...
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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the.
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