An extensive interview was being conducted on an old couple.The questions got more and more personal until finally the interviewer asked the man and woman . . . . . DO YOU TWO HAVE MUTUAL ORGASAM?The man and woman look at each other rather puzzled...
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A camel is a horse designed by committee. A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Mil-Spec.
If Sony ran Christmas...Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device attached conveniently to.
What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?Her knees.
14. You have to start faking orgasms just to keep the phone bill down. 13. Disconcerting to hear a stranger breathlessly answer the phone while "Love the One You're With".
Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first pick.
A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at The Mall of America. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father,...
If you can pick it up, it's a PC. If you can't pick it up but you can push it over, it's a minicomputer. But when you can't pick it.
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?"I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses!""Now I'll have to kill you too."