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"There are now rumors that the Taliban has been poisoning the food we have been dropping. We should make a deal with the people of Afghanistan. We'll taste your food,.
If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you.
A couple were celebrating their Golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the husband....
They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where.
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls and they were now trailing.
There once was a really pretty girl who loved cream puffs. A boy came up to her and said, "may I walk you home?" the girl replied, "My mommy told me not to." The boy said, "I'll give you 10 cream puffs." she said o.k....
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland, while walking through the heather the lass says; "ah wee jordy i can tell you.
Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage! I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring,.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.