A couple were celebrating their Golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the husband....
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They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where.
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
I knew a girl at work once who was truly concerned about her husband's smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking.
For women - Helpful info. For men - For the woman in your life. PREPARING FOR YOUR MAMMOGRAM: Many woman are afraid of their mammogram, but there is no need.
Knock KnockWho's there?Peas!Peas who?Peas of the rock!
Oly was working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally sliced off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor.
Knock, knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me. Who ish you?
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long, it was on-her and off-er!