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Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin? A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
Remember back in WWII we used to call all the soldiers G.I. 's. Well now we go against the Taliban so we call our american soldiers Tally Wackers.
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks.
"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar ?" the suspicious wife sneered. "No, I can't." the husband replied. "I distinctly remember taking my shirt off."
Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.- Women's toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.The best way to a man's heart is to.
Oly was working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally sliced off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor.