Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar ?" the suspicious wife sneered. "No, I can't." the husband replied. "I distinctly remember taking my shirt off."
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true.
Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.- Women's toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open.- Women's toilet, Champaign, Illinois.Beauty is only a light switch away.- Perkins...
Remember back in WWII we used to call all the soldiers G.I. 's. Well now we go against the Taliban so we call our american soldiers Tally Wackers.
I often get into trouble because I misplace things. Like the last time I was in a bar, I got a black eye because I misplaced my hand on a.
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if...
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two.
I knew a girl at work once who was truly concerned about her husband's smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making love. She had gotten...