A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if...
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"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar ?" the suspicious wife sneered. "No, I can't." the husband replied. "I distinctly remember taking my shirt off."
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true.
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband....
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two.
I knew a girl at work once who was truly concerned about her husband's smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking.
For women - Helpful info. For men - For the woman in your life. PREPARING FOR YOUR MAMMOGRAM: Many woman are afraid of their mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam...
Knock KnockWho's there?Peas!Peas who?Peas of the rock!
Oly was working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally sliced off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor.
Knock, knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me. Who ish you?