Oly was working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally sliced off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor who examines him is really disturbed at such a tragedy. "Oh, yuck! Well, that's all...
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Knock, knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me. Who ish you?
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long, it was on-her and off-er!
The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs the world. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a.
Two lawyers were planing to go to Hawaii for their 12th anniversery. The lady told her husband that she has to finish her case and would come down in a.
Whats the similarity between KFC and a woman? Breasts and a greasy box to put your bone in.
Knock KnockWho's there?Woody!Woody who?Woody you want!
"There are now rumors that the Taliban has been poisoning the food we have been dropping. We should make a deal with the people of Afghanistan. We'll taste your food,.
If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?