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During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theatre yelled,.
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to.
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin? A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches.
A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: Rich Widow Looking for Man to Share Life and.
Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton were riding in an elevator together. Hillary pressed the "stop" button, ripped off her clothes and said "Oh Rush! Make me feel like a woman!" Rush ripped off his clothes and said "Okay! Fold these!"
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the.
Knock Knock Who's there? Toothy! Toothy who? Toothy the day after Monday! Knock Knock Who's there? Torch! Torch who? Torch you'd never ask! Knock Knock Who's there? Toronto! Toronto who?.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Thank. Thank who? You're welcome!