Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin? A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
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Remember back in WWII we used to call all the soldiers G.I. 's. Well now we go against the Taliban so we call our american soldiers Tally Wackers.
I often get into trouble because I misplace things. Like the last time I was in a bar, I got a black eye because I misplaced my hand on a.
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if...
"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar ?" the suspicious wife sneered. "No, I can't." the husband replied. "I distinctly remember taking my shirt off."
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true.
Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.- Women's toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open.- Women's toilet, Champaign, Illinois.Beauty is only a light switch away.- Perkins...
Oly was working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally sliced off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor.
Knock, knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me. Who ish you?
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long, it was on-her and off-er!