A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: Rich Widow Looking for Man to Share Life and Fortune with the Following Qualifications: 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 2. WON'T RUN AWAY 3....
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Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton were riding in an elevator together. Hillary pressed the "stop" button, ripped off her clothes and said "Oh Rush! Make me feel like a woman!".
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the.
Knock Knock Who's there? Toothy! Toothy who? Toothy the day after Monday! Knock Knock Who's there? Torch! Torch who? Torch you'd never ask! Knock Knock Who's there? Toronto! Toronto who? Toronto be a law against Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Toucan! Toucan who?...
Knock-knock. Who's there? Thank. Thank who? You're welcome!
Johny was in kindergarden. He had to use the restroom so he raised his hand and Mrs. Linda said, "Yes Johny What is it?" He asked her if he could.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theatre yelled,.
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to.
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin? A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.