Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton were riding in an elevator together. Hillary pressed the "stop" button, ripped off her clothes and said "Oh Rush! Make me feel like a woman!" Rush ripped off his clothes and said "Okay! Fold these!"
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A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the.
Knock Knock Who's there? Toothy! Toothy who? Toothy the day after Monday! Knock Knock Who's there? Torch! Torch who? Torch you'd never ask! Knock Knock Who's there? Toronto! Toronto who?.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Thank. Thank who? You're welcome!
Johny was in kindergarden. He had to use the restroom so he raised his hand and Mrs. Linda said, "Yes Johny What is it?" He asked her if he could.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theatre yelled, "How'd you do that?""I could tell you, sir", the magician answered, " But then I'd...
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true.
Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.- Women's toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.The best way to a man's heart is to.
Remember back in WWII we used to call all the soldiers G.I. 's. Well now we go against the Taliban so we call our american soldiers Tally Wackers.