A girl and a guy are in an elevator, and the girl takes off all her clothes and throws them on the ground and says, "Make me a woman." The man takes off all his clothes and throws them on the ground and says pick...
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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. � Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." � Good. What comes after three." �? Four�, answers the.
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've.
I love cats ... they taste just like chicken.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and dreary day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she.
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied. "What do.
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total makeover. She...
A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: Rich Widow Looking for Man to Share Life and.
Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton were riding in an elevator together. Hillary pressed the "stop" button, ripped off her clothes and said "Oh Rush! Make me feel like a woman!".
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "GOD, USA", hey decided to send it to...