A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total makeover. She...
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A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: Rich Widow Looking for Man to Share Life and.
Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton were riding in an elevator together. Hillary pressed the "stop" button, ripped off her clothes and said "Oh Rush! Make me feel like a woman!".
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "GOD, USA", hey decided to send it to...
Knock Knock Who's there? Toothy! Toothy who? Toothy the day after Monday! Knock Knock Who's there? Torch! Torch who? Torch you'd never ask! Knock Knock Who's there? Toronto! Toronto who?.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Thank. Thank who? You're welcome!
Johny was in kindergarden. He had to use the restroom so he raised his hand and Mrs. Linda said, "Yes Johny What is it?" He asked her if he could go to the restroom. She said, "You know the rule. You have to say your...
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theatre yelled,.
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Little...