This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider. "Well, Father," began the old man, "At...
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Got this off the list a couple of years ago. I don't know who to give credit to as I deleted the author's name. Michael Jordan will make over $300,000.
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 3. "Look at the size of.
A man and his female friend woke up one morning to find an alien spacecraft in their back yard. Being curious, the man and woman went to welcome the visitors. When the reached the spacecraft, a door slowly opened and standing there were two aliens...
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton
What do you call 2 lesbians trapped in a cabinet.... A licker cabinet What is the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian.... one is a snack cracker, the.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able.
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? Because the batteries died.
Impeach Clinton!And her husband, too!