Impeach Clinton!And her husband, too!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up.
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have.
~ You get an angry phone call at 2 AM. describing your barking dog as "a real turn-off." ~ Every bush in her yard is trimmed in the shape of bunny ears. ~ Your wife forbids you to do yard work. ~ Cops break up...
Got this off the list a couple of years ago. I don't know who to give credit to as I deleted the author's name. Michael Jordan will make over $300,000.
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 3. "Look at the size of.
A man and his female friend woke up one morning to find an alien spacecraft in their back yard. Being curious, the man and woman went to welcome the visitors. When the reached the spacecraft, a door slowly opened and standing there were two aliens...
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton
What do you call 2 lesbians trapped in a cabinet.... A licker cabinet What is the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian.... one is a snack cracker, the.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave...