Impeach Clinton!And her husband, too!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up.
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have.
~ You get an angry phone call at 2 AM. describing your barking dog as "a real turn-off." ~ Every bush in her yard is trimmed in the shape of bunny ears. ~ Your wife forbids you to do yard work. ~ Cops break up...
Got this off the list a couple of years ago. I don't know who to give credit to as I deleted the author's name. Michael Jordan will make over $300,000.
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 3. "Look at the size of.
A man and his female friend woke up one morning to find an alien spacecraft in their back yard. Being curious, the man and woman went to welcome the visitors. When the reached the spacecraft, a door slowly opened and standing there were two aliens...
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton
A truck driver goes into a brothel and says to the madam, "Here's $500, give me a bolongna sandwich and the ugliest girl you have." The madam says, "But sir,.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made ugly an face, it would freeze and I would stay like...