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Perfect Woman

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On February 6, 2009
A man sitting in a bar was complaining to his friend that he was still single. His friend asked him how this could happen. He answered, "Well, I'm looking for the perfect woman, I'm not going to settle for the first one that comes along."...

70 pickup lines

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On February 6, 2009
1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. 2. Do you want to see something swell? 3. Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? 4. Drop 'em! 5. What do you like for breakfast? 6....

The Trian!

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On February 5, 2009
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then,...
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