If a donkey is an ass and a sheep is a ram, how come a ram in the ass is a goose?
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A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decides to stop at the next gasoline.
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ........ Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ...........
An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His.
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the.
The Clinton Administration: Stupid is as stupid does.
There was this little girl staring out her bedroom window, watching two dogs screw in the street. In curiosity she called for her father to explain what they were doing..
These are rude nursery rhymes, songs and remakes of songs the way they should have been done... Masturbation Song You don't need to use a condom You don't need a.
Programmers Sayings... ''BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.'' -- Anon. ''I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.'' -- Anon. ''If you're masochistic enough...