What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory? Proofread.
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy? He didn't want to walk around the White House saying "Cum... Spot ", Cum....Spot!!!!
1 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her! 2 Y.M.S.F her job is spoon and fork operator. 3 Y.M.S.F she was born with a silver.
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are.
An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His.
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider. "Well, Father," began the old man, "At...
The Clinton Administration: Stupid is as stupid does.
There was this little girl staring out her bedroom window, watching two dogs screw in the street. In curiosity she called for her father to explain what they were doing..
These are rude nursery rhymes, songs and remakes of songs the way they should have been done... Masturbation Song You don't need to use a condom You don't need a dental dam You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am."...