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George Carlin's Reflections on Life: 1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as.
... Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.... Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.... Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.... Maternity Room.
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well honey.." said the slightly prudish parent "the stork brought you to us." "Oh,".
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy? He didn't want to walk around the White House saying "Cum... Spot ", Cum....Spot!!!!
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion.