I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'd...
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1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. 2. Do you want to see something swell? 3. Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can.
... Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.... Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.... Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.... Maternity Room.
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well honey.." said the slightly prudish parent "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork brought...
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory? Proofread.
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy? He didn't want to walk around the White House saying "Cum... Spot ", Cum....Spot!!!!
1 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her! 2 Y.M.S.F her job is spoon and fork operator. 3 Y.M.S.F she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth 4 Y.M.S.F when she jumps she has to notify air-traffic control...
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are.
An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His wife immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon...