Q. What do you call edible poop? A. An assbrown.
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Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top.
When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by.
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory? Proofread.
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy? He didn't want to walk around the White House saying "Cum... Spot ", Cum....Spot!!!!
1 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her! 2 Y.M.S.F her job is spoon and fork operator. 3 Y.M.S.F she was born with a silver.
Q: What's the best thing about your child turning 3 years of age? A: Daddy now has someone who has more in common with him.
A man sitting in a bar was complaining to his friend that he was still single. His friend asked him how this could happen. He answered, "Well, I'm looking for.
George Carlin's Reflections on Life: 1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'd...